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Anonymous said: Lol wait. Do men really like women squirting that much?

dynastylnoire:

lovelyandbrown:

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lovelyandbrown:

presentreign:

lovelyandbrown:

presentreign:

lovelyandbrown:

There’s no way I can increase the font on this,

just know I am saying:

YES

in like, size 196 pt font.

We LOVE IT.

out of curiosity, can you explain why? i mean, what’s the appeal? is it the visual manifestation of pleasure?

You know 85% of guys. We’re visual. Goal oriented to a fault. Squirting looks like we hit it so hard/good (because most guys correlate the two) broke you. Like we hit the jackpot. Like we did the ultimate thing.

For a guy who actually appreciates the female orgasm, who lives and dies by it in the bedroom, for a guy who wants nothing more than to be a servant to his woman when he’s in a relationship, for a guy who’s primary objective when we have sex is to surgically, systematically remove your soul out of your body and relieve you of any pressure, stress and everyday frustration…for a guy who wants to look you in your eyes as you roll them back in your head, arch your back and shake until your tense muscles ache and you become lightheaded from hyperventilating and cumming all night…for a guy who likes to lick his lips, surrounding area and fingers clean when he’s done, for guys like me…squirting is a prerequisite to good love. Feel me? ^_^

OH.

WELL

WELL

WELL.

   from now on we gotta fuck niggas who believe like this no exceptions

Systematically remove my soul? I need me one like that, like yesterday

Lmao! My boyfriend actually said that exact phrase the other day about this subject.

The two of y’all need to start teaching classes.

The thing is though, while it’s very possible it takes work to achieve this. A lot cats watch porn and thing if they just ram rod the vag for as long as possible the sheets will  flood.
This is just not the case.
 

Like did you make sure your mate was relaxed? Did you initiate any kind of fore play beyond hitting the typical spots that are pleasing to you? We can only take so many neck, breast kisses before all that get’s raw.  You have a whole body to work with, dont’ get hung up and just eating it and sucking breasts.

Oh…and one more thing, it’s not always going to be a gushing water show like you see on TV. It can dribble leading to wet spot that grows larger over time. It can stream…

For both of you to be sure, make sure the person with the vagina pee’s first. That way when that feeling hits, they will know for sure.

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The fort one is definitely not just for kids, I am making that shit

here for monster spray…I mean it works for the cat. Maybe it will work for the things under the bed